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ok hi every1. its me randy again with another episode of HOAX'D. i assume u have read part 1. it is crucial to understanding part 2. otherwise u'll be like "randy im confused" and i'll be like "too bad u should of read part 1 like i told u. u never listen to me. no one ever does. am i invisible?? is my life meaningless??? i just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside."
anyway, so im still chillin in the grocery store and if u remember i was lookin to by a scooter. i love scooters becuz theyre faster than walking but not as hard to use as a bicycle.
im still bumming out cuz that 4/10 girl rejected me probably cuz she was intimidated by my great personality and jawline. i get that a lot. so im itching to pull a new hoax.
i take one of those big bouncy balls and put it under my shirt so it looks like im fat or pregnant or something. u're saying "randy 2nd graders do this. this isnt a hoax." well u're right but its still a hoax. sometimes u gotta go with the classics.
so i walk up to this old guy and im like "sir im pregnant." i dont think he heard me. whatever anyway i take the ball out from under my shirt and i say "lol i was just kidding. u got hoax'd big time, buddy."
then i left and went home. its lonely there. sometimes i think... do girls not like hoaxmasters? do i have to give up my hoaxing ways to find my soulmate..? i would give it all up to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside. sometimes i think hoaxing is just how i hide my sadness.
ah what am i saying. im a hoaxer by nature. do what u know, randy. this is who u r. LOL :-(
HOAX'D EPISODE 14
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