randy visits the HOAXery store (word play on "GROCERY store") lol PART 2

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ok hi every1. its me randy again with another episode of HOAX'D. i assume u have read part 1. it is crucial to understanding part 2. otherwise u'll be like "randy im confused" and i'll be like "too bad u should of read part 1 like i told u. u never listen to me. no one ever does. am i invisible?? is my life meaningless??? i just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside."

anyway, so im still chillin in the grocery store and if u remember i was lookin to by a scooter. i love scooters becuz theyre faster than walking but not as hard to use as a bicycle.

im still bumming out cuz that 4/10 girl rejected me probably cuz she was intimidated by my great personality and jawline. i get that a lot. so im itching to pull a new hoax.

i take one of those big bouncy balls and put it under my shirt so it looks like im fat or pregnant or something. u're saying "randy 2nd graders do this. this isnt a hoax." well u're right but its still a hoax. sometimes u gotta go with the classics.

so i walk up to this old guy and im like "sir im pregnant." i dont think he heard me. whatever anyway i take the ball out from under my shirt and i say "lol i was just kidding. u got hoax'd big time, buddy."

then i left and went home. its lonely there. sometimes i think... do girls not like hoaxmasters? do i have to give up my hoaxing ways to find my soulmate..? i would give it all up to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside. sometimes i think hoaxing is just how i hide my sadness.

ah what am i saying. im a hoaxer by nature. do what u know, randy. this is who u r. LOL :-(

HOAX'D EPISODE 14

randy visits the HOAXery store (word play on "GROCERY store") lol

Hey every1 it's me randy, ur #1 source for all things HOAX.

People keep asking The Bloke (my nickname) (all my friends call me that) where the hoaxes are. well calm down every1 cuz the bloke is back and he's got a few hoaxes up his sleeves (jk) (or am i) (thats how u know im a grade a hoaxer)... anyway heres my latest hoax:

i was just shopping 4 scooters at the grocery store. turns out they dont carry scooters. o well. thats life. so i thought.... y dont i turn this negative situation... into a positive situation lol! so heres what i came up:

i was gonna go up to a pretty woman and ask her to date me. she would obvi say yes. then i'd be like "haha no way ur ugly." just a harmless hoaxaroo.

ok. Operation Hoax is a go. i see this girl. she looks like a curvier kate upton. a 7/10 in randy's book. it's like when u go to the vending machine and u want a rice krispie treat but it's kinda far back and ur not sure if the machine will even drop it so u just go for the fruit snacks. anyway thats another story.

so i'm like "hey babyface how abouts you and me go grab a snack and start dating??" she was like "who are u no."

so anyway this hoax didnt go 2 well for some reason. but it doesnt stop there. my grocey store shenanigans continue in PART 2.