not one but THREE YEARS OF HOAXES!!!!.... and an anouncement

check your calendars everyone. ill wait................... ok im done waiting TODAY IS THE THIRD ANIVERSARY OF HOAX BLOKES

they told me hoaxing wasnt a career

they told me no one was reading my blog

well 2 those people i say "yeah but guess what"

after three action packed years of non stop daily hoaxes, i can say this much: hoaxes are SICK! and i couldnt have done it without my loyal readers. well i couldve but it wouldve been lonly.. coincidentaly a feeling the ol randy-for-action is well acquanted with...... :-)

but i know why u guys are here. u dont just want to see randy pat himself on the back. ur not just lookin for the hottest gifs on the net. u came here for a HOAX and by GOD im gonna give u WHAT u WANT.

or is that a hoax

today the hoax blokes comes to an end. unfortunately this blog has become to popular, so everyone reconizes me in public and my hoaxes dont work. that and hoaxing is a young mans game.... i just cant keep up anymore.

its been a good run. weve pulled off the illest hoaxes ruses and gambits in the game. remember the one with the whoopie cushion.. classic. or the one with the banana peel... classic. id go on but my memory was permanently damaged by inhaling oven cleaner at a young age :P so thats all i remember!

for anyone who wants 2 carry the torch, here are some fun hoax ideas i had that never came 2 frution:
- pretend dirt is chocolate
- pretend dirt is mulch (i know mulch already has dirt in it.. for the last time stop sending me angry emails)

and some blog tips:
- smileys are more realistic with noses

ok well thats it i guess :-( ive provided entertainment to the world for three years. its time i focus on myself for once.. honestly, i just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside. wed have two boys, three year gap: the older one would have a garage band in high school but his passion for music would slowly fade after the band breaks up for colege. he clings to those memories for the rest of his life bc he will never be that happy in adulthood. the younger brother is all around superior bc we learned from are mistakes with the older one lol.. i totally forgot where i was going with this (oven cleaner!)

anyway this is hoax bloke randy, signing off <3

a new me a new hoax a new day

knock knock

whose there

RANDY back with a brand spankin new BLOG POST and HOAX!

whats that u say? u want a new hoax? well i just told u i got 1 so hold on tight! here it comes, just keep reading!

hey everybody its ya boyyy HOAX BLOKES RANDY and this is my new hoax: i stole gum from a gas station. ok ok i know what ur thinkin: "randy, stealing is wrong!" and usually i would agree but if u call it a hoax it's not rly stealing its just a hoax. guess being a hoaxer has its perks see? (like free gum!)

side note: thanks for the all the fan mail!

but i digress, so anyway i walk into the gas station all "hey im just a normal customer lookin for a snack?!" i grab a bag of ranch flavored corn nuts and a beef jerkey. yum! corn nuts have the crunch no kid can resist, and jerkey is always a chewy treat! but i digress, so anyway im checkin out and while the cashier is lookin at the register i grab a pack of dentyne ice (stop emailing me about if dentyne is sponsoring me, THERE NOT) and put it in my shirt pocket.

suddenly the cashier looks up and says "oh the gum too? i gotta scan that"

i say "i brought this in with me"

he's like "no i just saw u take it, if your not gonna pay for it put it back"

i say "ok sorry about that"

so in conclusion i didnt actually get away with the gum but not every hoax goes perfectly. the cashiers reaction was still epic tho. he was like "no i just saw u take it, if your not gonna pay for it put it back" woww heh.

anyway u probaly wonderin where ya boyyy randy's been. well hes been at home! so that answers that.

and thats the hoax of the day! as always thanks for reading the HOAX BLOKES. as always im SINGLE and LONELY! cute girls msg me. im desperate heh! ha see you next time. :-|

if your lonely and feelin down
turn your frown upside down!
dont forget this dandy jingle
call me baby, randys single!