knock knock
whose there
RANDY back with a brand spankin new BLOG POST and HOAX!
whats that u say? u want a new hoax? well i just told u i got 1 so hold on tight! here it comes, just keep reading!
hey everybody its ya boyyy HOAX BLOKES RANDY and this is my new hoax: i stole gum from a gas station. ok ok i know what ur thinkin: "randy, stealing is wrong!" and usually i would agree but if u call it a hoax it's not rly stealing its just a hoax. guess being a hoaxer has its perks see? (like free gum!)
side note: thanks for the all the fan mail!
but i digress, so anyway i walk into the gas station all "hey im just a normal customer lookin for a snack?!" i grab a bag of ranch flavored corn nuts and a beef jerkey. yum! corn nuts have the crunch no kid can resist, and jerkey is always a chewy treat! but i digress, so anyway im checkin out and while the cashier is lookin at the register i grab a pack of dentyne ice (stop emailing me about if dentyne is sponsoring me, THERE NOT) and put it in my shirt pocket.
suddenly the cashier looks up and says "oh the gum too? i gotta scan that"
i say "i brought this in with me"
he's like "no i just saw u take it, if your not gonna pay for it put it back"
i say "ok sorry about that"
so in conclusion i didnt actually get away with the gum but not every hoax goes perfectly. the cashiers reaction was still epic tho. he was like "no i just saw u take it, if your not gonna pay for it put it back" woww heh.
anyway u probaly wonderin where ya boyyy randy's been. well hes been at home! so that answers that.
and thats the hoax of the day! as always thanks for reading the HOAX BLOKES. as always im SINGLE and LONELY! cute girls msg me. im desperate heh! ha see you next time. :-|
if your lonely and feelin down
turn your frown upside down!
dont forget this dandy jingle
call me baby, randys single!
