hey happy hoaxers it's me MC randall jk it's hoax bloke randy (but for real that would be my dj name if i were a dj... honestly i've thought about making a name for myself in the music biz but u have to realize tht while the internet has made it a lot easier to share ur music w/ the world it has also drastically increased the amount of competition for any given artist AND hurt profitability due to the popularity of free streaming services that offer very little ad revenue lol xd)
today i'm going to post about 2 things: adressing some controversy and sharing what the ol randmeister is doing for valentines day
ok first the controversy. as u know, my hoaxes have been gaining worldwide notoriety. but as they say: with all good things comes bad things. and certain ppl have been geting upset with my relentless hoaxing. internet companies have also started to gang up on me bc my revolutionary no-fees-or-subscriptions-necessary blogging format has posed a serius threat 2 their outdated business models. in fact, wikipedia has gone as far as creating an anti-hoax-blokes page in order to get me removed from the internet (and since we are direct competitors, steal my readers).
what im asking u to do is to PLS STOP using wikipedia. everytime u use wikipedia u are supporting anti-competitive business tactics not unlike when pizza hut starting offering wings (cmon guys ur a pizza place leave pf changs alone). this makes me MAD >:( >:( >:( im not even hoaxing u.
ok and 2 end on a lighter note: my plan for valentines day. :) as u know, hoax bloke randy is a bit of what u'd call a ladys man. im average height, awesome personality, and i dont have any severe allergies which means the possibilities for romantic picnics are literally endless. however 4 some wierd reason ive found myself dateless on this awful stupid dumb holiday that NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT. I HATE VALENTINES DAY. haha jk :/
so anyway instead of being bitter (im not bitter ROFL) i have a dank hoax planned. im going to wait until the day AFTER valentines, and then buy all the chocolate for a DISCOUNT. i guess thats just smart shopping but also technically a hoax if u think about it.
i feel like all the hoaxes... theyre just a disguise for my loneliness. i really just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside. haha there i go again. cmon randy. u dont need a woman. she wouldnt understand ur complicated hoax-based lifestyle. haha!
