phone hoax aka phoax (or phoaxne.... i havent decided which i like beter)

le hoax du jour

beofre u say anything, "le hoax du jour" is french for "ur dumb" ... jk (not even three sentences in and i've already hoaxed u)

ok sry hi everyone its me hoax blokes randy, back again with another hOAX!

today i was just chillin in my usual corner (basically theres this stairwell at my school that leads into like a basement area, so sometimes i just go down into the basement and there's like this dark corner that i sit in for hours until the school calls the police to search for me) (<----epic hoax btw)

and im just chillin there when i get a call from a telemarketer. they want to sell me cable service or something... i dont remember (pls stop sending me angry emails about this; my memory was permanently damaged by being exposed to oven cleaner at a young age lol)

so anyway the girl on the phone was like "ok sir do u want to buy <something>"

i'm like "yes lol"

shes like "ok can i have ur credit card number"

i'm like "ok lol here it is: 123456789"

shes like" ok sir.. i dont think thats a real credit card number"

then i hang up LOL

then i redialed to ask her out for like lunch or commit to a long term relationship or something... i dont remember (oven cleaner)

then she hung up DOUBLE LOL

guess i got counterhoax'd..

ok thanks every1 for reading my blog and remembr if ur a nice girl pls msg me (i might hoax u tho ;-/)

cool wallpaper

hey every1 its me hoax bloke randy... i dont normally deviate from the hoaxes on the hoax blokes, but i just gotta clue you all in on this SICK wallpaper... don't believe me??? check it out!!!!! http://images6.alphacoders.com/316/316963.jpg

april fool

happy april fools every1

guess what today is.... april 2nd jk april 1st

as u can probably guess, april fools day is my favorite holiday. ever!!! look i mean... i like chirstmas... i appreciate honuca (although i don't have a firm enough understanding of jewish culture to make that statement with any certainty)... wtf even is labor day. ok so anyway, YES, april fools is my favorite holiday!

today i went to school and basicly pulled the greatest hoax of all time. i put gum under my desk. CHEWED gum. eww gross lol but i did it anyway.

ummm also pls if you know me irl don't tell any teachers. u can actually get a detention for that. i heard one kid got expelled for putting gum under his desk. actually he was expelled bc he brought a gun to detention LOL.

shoutouts to quaker's granola bars (please sponsor me :/) i LOVE quakers granola bars! but what i would really love is to meet a nice girl to settle down in the countryside with. im really lonely. i mean, april fools, right!!? :-/