new HOAX BLOKES BLOKES??? (apply to be hoax blokes here!!!!!!!!)

by now your probably thinking "HOAX BLOKES RANDY HOW DO YOU DO ALL THESE HOAXES by yourself???????!!!!"

good question!... LOL

so as of today i am hiring new hoax blokes. if u would like to apply, please answer the following questions BELOW! i already answered the questions as examples but if you do them make sure to delete my answrs because obviously those are my answers and yours will be different unless we are very similar which in that case LOL ur hired!!

1. whats ur favorite food???

          my favorite food is the burritos at chipotle they are so good..... i should get a job at chipotle just to steal all the burrito ingredients..... hm that would be illegal but it would also be a pretty rad hoax!! (u have to admit)

2. whats ur favorite hoax blokes episode..?

          my favorite episode of the HOAX BLOKES (tm) would have to be episode 7.. its a really funny episode i knocked on this guy's door and he answered but i was gone by the time he got there so he probably thought it was a ghost.. but just to clarify it wasn't a ghost it was me literaly lmao...

3. what would u change about urself if you could change one thing about yourself?!

          i would settle down with a nice girl in the country side :-( thats not even a hoax im so lonely

a new year.........a new hOAX B)

hey guys i know its been a while but trust me this hoax is WELL worth the wait!! ok so picture this................................. i'm chillin with my posse (yes mom i do have friends ROFL!!!)  and im like...... "hey broski (that's what i call my REAL FRIENDS that DO EXIST) dont freak out but theres a spider on your head and its a realy big spider!!!!!!!!" so my broski is like "no theres not..........." and i say "ApRiL FoOlS!!!!!!" LOL! and i know what ur thinking..... ur thinking, "randy, thats a pretty subpar hoax" well get THIS;; it wasn't even april fools day IT WAS A DOUBLE HOAX!?!!!?!

anyway thx everyone for supporting my blog its been a long and rewarding journey!! plus my therapist said it would be good for me.. so yeah in the coming year i hope to bring you lots of new HOAXES lol!!!! u can support me by buying hoax blokes merchandise at the following hyperlink... google.com! (just search "hoax blokes t-shirts and wristband") also u can donate to my kickstarter but i dont have one yet..?!

Stay Gold and Get Hoax'd Lol (tm)

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