randy here with another PERFECT hoax. (ok maybe not perfect but close. lmao its a figure of speech stop sending me emails about it!!)
it was just a normal day on planet hoax (jk im just talkin bout earth but i sometimes say planet hoax cuz my mom always says "randy its like ur on another planet" so i was like "if i had my own planet id call it planet hoax" LOL it's just a inside joke me and my mom have). if u no me, u no that no day is truly normal when randys kickin round. what made this day so special tho is that i had a dentist apointment.
dentists r so easy to hoax cuz they never see it coming. all im sayin is they dont teach em how 2 deal with randy at dentist school. so this guys all up in my mouth like "randy do u even brush ur teeth??" lol no i dont brush my teeth. u get the most value out of the dentist if u dont cuz they charge the same for a cleaning whether ur mouth is literaly sterile or just plain gross.
anyway he finally finishes whatever he's picking at and tells me to rinse. perfect. the hoax is about 2 BEGIN!! i press the button and fill the cup with water. swish it around my mouth like im mad at the water. definitely a good rinse. if i wasn't a hoaxer 4 lyfe i'd definitely try and make a living off of how good i am at rinsing my mouth. spit it out. tbh the water is super gross from all my mouth gunk. looks like chocolate-flavored gatorade with little bits of raisins mixed in. LOL but thats not even the hoax thats just poor hygene.
then i take another rinse. and another. and another. eventualy my dentist is like "uh thats probably enough rinsing." but i dont stop there. i keep using more and more water. "randy thats enough. ur good now." i dont stop. i rinsed for about 10 minutes. it was super uncomfortable.
u no what i wish. i wish my dentist was a nice girl. id ask her to settle down with me in the countryside. i might still hoax her tho LOL (im lonely) :-(
anyway that was the hoax. hope u liked it.
