as u probably know, hoaxing just doesn't put food on the table. back in the day, u could easily make a name 4 urself with enough chutzpah, but now the hoaxing market is saturated with copycats and many modern hoaxers r forced to take up a side job to pay the bills.......
so today i got a job @ the local donut shop. the woman who owns the shop is a friend of my dad's....... guess it pays to have connections, rite?? lol! haha. so i'm fillin out that w4 form (or as i like to call it: the wFOURm!) but theres one small catch...............
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i fill out all the info wrong. like my name, my adres, everything. so i give the papers to the owner and she looks them over and she says "oh is that really ur name??"
i want to say "yup" but i know if i open my mouth all that's coming out is a giggle parade.
so she asks me again since i didnt really give her any sign of afirmation
looks like the gig is up. "ok" i say. "i filled out all the info wrong. like my name, my adres, everything."
she doesn't laugh. i mean, maybe she was just trying to wrap her brain around what just went down (in her defense it was a pretty juicy hoax) but..... idk... she never even acknowledged the humor of the situation. she even made me fill out the paperwork again. some people have no sense of humor. :-/
anyway thx for reading everybody. i really appreciate all the nice letters i get from u guys. makes this crazy life worth living. but, like for any artist, there are bad days too. days where the blank canvas whispers not of potential, but screams failure. haha. really i just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside :-|
