they told me hoaxing wasnt a career
they told me no one was reading my blog
well 2 those people i say "yeah but guess what"
after three action packed years of non stop daily hoaxes, i can say this much: hoaxes are SICK! and i couldnt have done it without my loyal readers. well i couldve but it wouldve been lonly.. coincidentaly a feeling the ol randy-for-action is well acquanted with...... :-)
but i know why u guys are here. u dont just want to see randy pat himself on the back. ur not just lookin for the hottest gifs on the net. u came here for a HOAX and by GOD im gonna give u WHAT u WANT.
or is that a hoax
today the hoax blokes comes to an end. unfortunately this blog has become to popular, so everyone reconizes me in public and my hoaxes dont work. that and hoaxing is a young mans game.... i just cant keep up anymore.
its been a good run. weve pulled off the illest hoaxes ruses and gambits in the game. remember the one with the whoopie cushion.. classic. or the one with the banana peel... classic. id go on but my memory was permanently damaged by inhaling oven cleaner at a young age :P so thats all i remember!
for anyone who wants 2 carry the torch, here are some fun hoax ideas i had that never came 2 frution:
- pretend dirt is chocolate
- pretend dirt is mulch (i know mulch already has dirt in it.. for the last time stop sending me angry emails)
and some blog tips:
- smileys are more realistic with noses
ok well thats it i guess :-( ive provided entertainment to the world for three years. its time i focus on myself for once.. honestly, i just want to settle down with a nice girl in the countryside. wed have two boys, three year gap: the older one would have a garage band in high school but his passion for music would slowly fade after the band breaks up for colege. he clings to those memories for the rest of his life bc he will never be that happy in adulthood. the younger brother is all around superior bc we learned from are mistakes with the older one lol.. i totally forgot where i was going with this (oven cleaner!)
anyway this is hoax bloke randy, signing off <3
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