happy april fools every1
guess what today is.... april 2nd jk april 1st
as u can probably guess, april fools day is my favorite holiday. ever!!! look i mean... i like chirstmas... i appreciate honuca (although i don't have a firm enough understanding of jewish culture to make that statement with any certainty)... wtf even is labor day. ok so anyway, YES, april fools is my favorite holiday!
today i went to school and basicly pulled the greatest hoax of all time. i put gum under my desk. CHEWED gum. eww gross lol but i did it anyway.
ummm also pls if you know me irl don't tell any teachers. u can actually get a detention for that. i heard one kid got expelled for putting gum under his desk. actually he was expelled bc he brought a gun to detention LOL.
shoutouts to quaker's granola bars (please sponsor me :/) i LOVE quakers granola bars! but what i would really love is to meet a nice girl to settle down in the countryside with. im really lonely. i mean, april fools, right!!? :-/
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